Topic: Attacking innocents? No more!

[*<JO>*Narretas]

Have you ever been in the following situation?

You're walking around in Tamriel, having fun, doing Sithis knows what, when suddenly (?!) your index finger slips! You use your primary attack and what do you know, a random bystander gets hurt. The guards unleash their wrath, and you die, and/or pay bounty.

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-Never attack innocents

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This detailed guide shows you how to open your menu, go to SETTINGS, then GAMEPLAY, and then shows you how to TOGGLE your PREVENT ATTACKING INNOCENTS option. It's all in there, and that's a promise! Master Alpha promises you this is not a scam! And that's an Alpha-guarantee.

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[*<JO>*Tabaet]

*Jumps up and down excitedly* OOH, I WANT, I WANT!!!!!!! GIMME!!!!!! *Throws a bag of gold coins at Narretas*

[*<JO>*Kor' Keel]

But wait! Don't take our word for it. hear what our customers say!

-I've tried master Alpha's Super Awesome Mega Giga SuperrrrGuide for a week now and I couldn't be happier! I don't accidentally attack innocent people anymore like I used to before. It's like someone just disabled a setting in my options menu and I just cant target them any more! How cool is that?! -NotKor'99

[*<JO>*Tabaet]

I'LL TAKE FIVE!!!!!!!! *Throws more gold*

[*<JO>*RaegnaMari]

I'd buy some... Tabaet can vouch for me when I say I need it... but the mean guards took all my money!!! 

[*<JO>*Alpha]

Don't worry Vingtor! For just 457 monthly installments of 60g you too can reap the benefits of my all-new patented plan! This is not a scam! Just ask my business associate, Master Narretas! Or my other business associa-- er, I mean totally unaffiliated customer, Master Kor.

But I would not fool you, for I am none other than a prince of Nigeria. You have to take my word for it.

[*<JO>*Tabaet]

Well, that sounds like a fantastic deal, Ving. And everyone knows you can always trust a prince of Nigeria.

[*<JO>*RaegnaMari]

This is too good to not be true! Brb, PMing you my bank account details and PIN code, I hope that's sufficient   

[*<JO>*Alpha]

Thank you for your customs and confidence Tabaet, I, as none other than the Prince of Nigeria, shall bestow upon you great riches. All I ask for in return, is your bank account details.

Vingtor, this pleases me greatly. I also require your mother's maiden name, social security number, genotype of your firstborn child and to know about your latest bowel movements.

[*<JO>*Tabaet]

Absolutely, Your Esteemed Highness, I'll get that information to you as soon as I am able.