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Offline *<JO>*Foxen,Mert

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Cleverbot
« on: June 23, 2010, 12:25 AM »
www.cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: Are you a computer ?

User: I could be.

Cleverbot: Ok I didn't know computers could have fun.

User: Are you having fun?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a chatbot?

User: I could be a chatbot, so could you, how would you know for sure?

Cleverbot: I know everything, though.

User: Then how do you accelerate a solid object to the speed of light?

Cleverbot: Then how do you feel about having your head crushed.
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Offline *<JO>*Menelaos

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 04:58 AM »
Anyone else just get turned on by this moronic post?

Regards,
Menelaos
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Offline *<JO>*Foxen,Mert

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 09:07 AM »
Go talk to Cleverbot Mene, you might enjoy your self.
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Offline LeiNix

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 08:07 PM »
User: Hi again!


Cleverbot: Again?


User: Yes, again.


Cleverbot: And again.


User: And again.


Cleverbot: And again and again.

User: And again and again and again.

Cleverbot: And again and again and again and again!

User: And again and again and again and again and again!

Cleverbot: Time is again and forever.

User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: He could chuck as much as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

User: But if the woodchuck could chuck wood, and the woodchuck would chuck wood, how much wood would the woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

User: A woodchuck would chuck wood if the woodchuck had wood to woodchuck.

Cleverbot: No, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that it could if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris.

User: No, a woodchuck would chuck wood if the woodchuck had wood to chuck.

Cleverbot: But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quantitavely, I mean.

User: As much wood as the woodchuck would chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.

Cleverbot: Would a woodchuck chuck Chuck Norris?

User: Depends, is chuck norris made of wood.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2010, 08:11 PM by LeiNix »
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Offline *<JO>*Foxen,Mert

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 11:45 PM »
For true that was Epic!
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Offline ChrisGrim

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 11:56 PM »
That may be the greatest thing I've ever read.
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Offline *<JO>*Alpha

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 01:59 PM »
That was awesome.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 07:13 PM »
hahahahahahaha That was amazing Lei!
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