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Offline *<JO>*Menelaos

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Jobs you'd never do
« on: March 20, 2010, 06:35 AM »
Be a Councillor of this clan   ;)


No seriously, I'd never be able to work in a restaurant, can't stand being in a kitchen (tried it for 3 days years ago and didn't like it) and I am not patient enough to put up with how I see some clients (especially in the US) talk to the staff/waitress.

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 07:53 AM »
Manage a go-kart arena, ZING!

Nah, prolly something that just works with computers.. so, a technician or something.
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 09:09 AM »
Go-karts? I think that would be fun.
I myself managed a bumper-car-like game, but nice try you bloody Brit!!!

Another job I would not do is a librarian. I like reading, but the older I have gotten the more disgusted I am with the state in which library books find themselves in. For crying outloud, I think some ppl blow their noses into books. Its filthy and disgusting and librarians are touching those books all day long, every day!

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 11:38 AM »
Probably anything that involves the probing of the anus, or anything to do with children.
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 11:41 AM »
I was close enough, then!

Librarian sounds horrible, too. I'm not a massive book buff. Another that sounds horrible is a farmer. The lady's grandfather ran a farm way back when, and from what she heard of it it wasn't that rewarding.
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 11:58 AM »
DirecTv customer service agent.

you would not believe how stupid people get with their T.V.
I've had calls where the start was "WHY DID YOU SHUT OFF MY T.V.!! I pay my bill every month" and after hours of trouble shooting (because you have to follow a script) the solution was "Sir could you try pushing the power button on your T.V., No sir not the power button on the remote, but the T.V. It self"

Yea batteries died, or Remote not programed to the T.V.

and dealing with calls where someones kid orders 300 dollars in porn pay per view, ugh noty.
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2010, 12:08 PM »
Quote from: *<JO>*RinkXing on March 20, 2010, 11:38 AM
Probably anything that involves the probing of the anus, or anything to do with children.

Do you realize how wrong those two thoughts look together?

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2010, 04:07 PM »
Quote from: *<JO>*Menelaos,G on March 20, 2010, 12:08 PM
Quote from: *<JO>*RinkXing on March 20, 2010, 11:38 AM
Probably anything that involves the probing of the anus, or anything to do with children.

Do you realize how wrong those two thoughts look together?

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Menelaos

Two negatives make a positive. So in actual fact, he'd quite like the combination of the two.

I hear he's thinking of becoming a.. I won't say it, it'll upset someone!
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 09:13 AM »
Only Rink would get away with that!!

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2010, 02:19 PM »
A job I would never do is doing Mene.....I suggest leaving that job to Foxen or Rink.  ::)  lol
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Offline *<JO>*Kor' Keel

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2010, 03:34 PM »
Is that a slang term for mummifying? I'm lost...

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 05:38 AM »
The reason Dark wouldn't do Mene is he's not man enough to do Mene. On the other hand, Mene has done Darc many times over already  ;)

That's about enough out of you Kor, next little old comment and you are going into Pann's room for the night with PannTies.

Another job I wouldn't do would be janitor. I hate cleaning after myself and my son, nevermind after other ppl!!

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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 06:15 AM »
I wouldnt do anything that appears on the show, Dirty Jobs... on Discovery
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2010, 07:50 AM »
I was in no way trying to imply that you would be old, Master...
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... I was aiming for 'ancient' ...

You see, mummies, ancient lol.. heh? ..

umm- LOOK! A strawberry-banana smoothie!

*runs*
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Re: Jobs you'd never do
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 08:07 AM »
One of these days, I am going to tie that long neck of you into a few different nautical knots and watch you turn dark purple instead of that light grey or whatever your color is right now!!! Oh, and I won't stop until you turn that perfect shade of Master Windu's lightsaber color.

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