I know, i know.
But as dissapointing as it is, I have to say it's not going to happen..
Let me tell you a really short, but true story
Once there was this young boy called Kor'. He server-surfed around JKA servers as he always did, trying to find the greatest server dedicated for roleplaying. That day he was concentrating on servers that was running the map called JediCouncilGCX and a game modification called JA+.
After a long search he managed to find one potentially good server with reasonable latency (Kor's internet tubes were quite clogged at that time). It was called 'Jedi Order Temple'. With one click of a 'connect' button he set a chain of actions in motion that would ultimately define his very FUTURE...
Actually there were only two members ingame, and shortly after Kor' joined, they had to leave.
Needless to say, Kor' didn't want to stay in an empty server, so he left.. But before leaving he wrote down an address for a forum he saw in the Message of the day.
couple days went by. Kor' was server surfing once again. He had forgotten all about the site and the promising server, until he noticed a wrinkled post-it note under his keyboard. Deciding that a quick glance wouldn't hurt anyone, he closed the game and headed towards the Jedi Order Forums.
Well, Kor' fell in love instantly.. The atmosphere, the feeling of unity, the roleplay... He wanted to be part of it all. The only obstacle was, that he would have to make an application, which included a SHORT STORY of the character...
'ARGHHH!' -Cried Kor'
That was one of the things he really sucked at. He was almost ready to give up, but then a miracle happened: A pop-up box appeared at the center of the sceen saying: "You have a new private message". The message was from someone called Axem. In the PM He stated that it seemed to him that i was having some trouble making a proper application and asked if he could help at all. Being glad of this turnout, Kor' didn't hesitate at all. He messaged back to Axem, and that would be the first of many messages Kor' would send.
So with the help of Master Axem, Kor was able to make a half-arsed application to the Jedi order, where he got accepted in after a month's wait.
Kor' was happy he got in, but was even happier for the fact that he didn't have to write anything anymore if he didn't want to. Until one day he saw a thread called "Short story contest" .....
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So it would take a miracle to make me write
No forcing the fish to do the one thing he despises so much!