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Offline |E|Dr.Kyjik,JM/S

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Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« on: January 08, 2009, 02:11 PM »
so I read this on a forum and just laughed at it.

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Here is one that I have to tell right now. because it just happened like 15 minutes ago and it fails SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard.

My neighbors which I don't really know to well to begin with, got their kids a Wii for Xmas. They got no games for it, but they did get a Classic Controller as well as an additional Nunchuck Combo and a carrying case. They asked me what games they recommended, and I decided to recommend them the Animal Crossing City Folk/Wii Speak bundle, Wario Land Shake It,Mario Kart Wii, and Super mario Galaxy. I also recommended them some VC games including Super mario World, and Sonic 2 8-bit.

Anywho, the Mom asks me what VC is, and I told her. I told her that all she needed to do was put in her credit card when prompted on the Shop Channel, and get the amount of points she wanted. I also told her what WiiSpeak is, and how to connect her Wii to the internet via an ethernet connection.

Anywho, I got a call today from the mom telling me that the Wii is not working. I asked what was wrong and you won't believe it.........

SHE PHYSICALLY PUT 3 CREDIT CARDS INTO THE DISC SLOT.
HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Also while putting the Wii Speak on top of her sensor bar, she apparently cracked it open. Just ugh. I told her she has to cancel her cards and call Nintendo for a 75USD repair, and now she expects ME to pay for this. Her husband is on my side of the issue, but she is steaming at me right now. Seriously, she put in 1, and thought that that one could not be accepted, so she kept putting them in and they will not come out. I might try to remove them tomorrow with her hubby while she is away on a business trip. The dude's cool, but fudge the wife...

Anywho, post your stories. Clearly there is more stupid to go around no?
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[23:18] Kyo: why did you take 1417 screenshots??
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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 02:39 PM »
Women...

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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 03:35 PM »
I hope that's a troll. If not, then: LOL.


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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 12:40 AM »
LOL How stupid can one be.. lmao!!

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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 01:45 PM »
While I was dating a girl I one day found her family computer was missing.  Upon asking about it she told me that it was broken... so I offered to fix it.  "No... you can't fix it.  Trust me."

Her mom is the main person to use the computer.  Apparently the hard drive had died one day and the mother had decided the entire computer was now garbage... so she decided to unplug the monitor.  Unfortunately it was a CRT monitor [one of those big blocky ones] and she tried removing the cable from the monitor end... if you know anything about CRTs, you should realize that the cable is hard wired into the box and is not meant to be removed.  She succeeded, and then threw everything out.

What a waste xD
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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 02:59 PM »
only in america

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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 02:28 AM »
Lol.

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Re: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2009, 11:35 AM »
Simple lol.