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The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« on: February 03, 2008, 02:51 PM »
Some of you may be frustrated by not being around as these great and wonderful moments occur, therefore I took the liberty of making a fully fledged album (with director's commentary! Oooooooo!)

Our first adventure brings us to a bar with far too many R2D2's.  Master Menelaos had apparently asked for only 5... I added the extra zero to his order form, and I guess that was too many.





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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2008, 02:53 PM »
Go FORTH my soldiers!  Crush those monsters!  Drive them from our temple!




Drake came in to help...


But everything was under control.  At least... that's what we thought.


They have invaded our hangar!  OPEN FIRE!



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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2008, 02:58 PM »
And only now does the truly epic story begin.  What you are about to witness here are the trials and tribulations associated with being an elf.










Haha, I laugh as you fall to join your friends! How can you be so silly as to fall into a pit like this...


Erm.  >_> oops... (KaeDeathCounter: 01)


Heh.  Good thing they can't see me.  They might actually be dangerous in such large quantities.


Er... damn cloak... great time to give out on me...



Please... just hold a little more...


Shoot.  Well, maybe they'll back down if I show how good I am with a lightsaber.



Haha! I showed them!


IT BURNS!



(KaeDeathCounter: 02)


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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2008, 03:10 PM »
Maybe if I'm fast enough, and their aim sucks enough, I can get behind them and then push them off...



Hooha! Acrobatics ftw!



(KaeDeathCounter: 03)



Missed me! haha!


(KaeDeathCounter: 04)


Okay...


I've brought you all here for a specific reason.  I'm going to charge in there, and you're going to follow me.


<Rebel Solder>"Yea right, like any of us would be that stupid.  We'll just wait out here where its safe."


Alright then... they're counting on me to finish all of them off while they draw fire.  *sniff* They're so couragous.


*draws lightsaber* I'll do it for your guys! Ralph! Sidney! Farquail!  You guys are the best!










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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2008, 03:20 PM »
(KaeDeathCounter: 05)

Alright guys, plan B.  I'm just too much of a celebrity target for you low rankers to draw fire from.


I'll go in alone, and take remaining troopers out.  You guys stay here and pick off the stragglers.




(KaeDeathCounter: 06)




How the heck did you get there?


Be gone, scum!



Heh! Got the last one!


Er... I guess I didn't...
(KaeDeathCounter: 07)


Only you remain!


You are about to find out why my cookies are to die for!



Hoorah!  Hmm... wonder how those soldiers are doing outside.
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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2008, 03:29 PM »
Meanwhile...

ITS A RANCOR!






Dude! BREATH MINTS! PLEASE!


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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2008, 03:34 PM »
Back inside the pit room...

Unknown to our favorite hero, his troops that have fought alongside him for so many years against so many enemies have been decimated.

Gee I wonder what's making all that racket.


Did you guys leave the garage door open again?


Oh. Hi there.


!!!!!!!!


Wielding powers beyond our mortal understanding, the Elf defeated the Rancor.

HOO YA! /npc kill all ftw!


-- Kaeawc Farore
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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2008, 03:36 PM »






And so... our story ends...


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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2008, 03:40 PM »


What will tomorrow bring?


Will it be a good day?


Or one of many trials?


As our hero meditates under this very shady tree... he ponders this


!?


!?!?!


(KaeDeathCount: 08)


Thank you all for reading of my grand adventures.  I sure hope you enjoyed them.  May there be many more!

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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2008, 03:44 PM »
rofl
Oh

One more thing... 

NICE SPAM!

 ;)


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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2008, 05:40 AM »
Cool! (How many times did the server crash??)
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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2008, 08:08 AM »
lol could of been one post but nevermind ^_^

That was hilarious, I guess that's what boredom in the server does right?

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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2008, 02:32 PM »
nice ^_^
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Re: The Grand Adventures of an Elf
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2008, 06:07 PM »
LAWL    :D
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