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The Buffalo Theory
« on: August 24, 2007, 06:57 AM »
A nifty little disclaimer: This is not meant to offend anyone, is intended for people of legal drinking age in whatever country in which you reside, and is certainly NOT ENCOURAGED!

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

A group of friends and I are hoping to make T-shirts with that on it. No doubt, we'd sell a fair few. =)

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 08:08 AM »
sounds cool!

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 11:10 AM »
Lol!


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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 12:25 PM »
that is too funny.
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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 01:46 PM »
lol thats excellent i love that theory ;o

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2007, 05:22 AM »
It's not a theory ::) Its a hypothesis.

But good none the less.

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 02:58 PM »
its all the same

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 04:03 PM »
INCORRECT!!! I will crawl all over you like a worm crawling from a bird for anyone who says a Theory is the same as a hypothesis. This is something I cannot stand in this world is when people mistake a theory and hypothesis >:(

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2007, 04:11 AM »
if i honestly cared i would reply with something meaningful

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2007, 06:30 AM »
I wouldn't expect you to care :) but I will correct you none the less. ;D

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Re: The Buffalo Theory
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2007, 07:18 AM »
Moving on swiftly, this theory is probably bogus anyway.


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