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« on: March 26, 2009, 07:15 PM »
Why are female American newscasters generally more attractive than their British counterparts?

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Re: Question
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 10:15 PM »
American women clean up better?  Or get more practice at it?
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Re: Question
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 12:35 AM »
Never saw either :P

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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 02:29 AM »
They don't have as much money to pay for the cosmetics.


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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 04:53 AM »
The Britain ones can actually count till hundred. The American ones think their IQ is in the breast size, enlarge them please, enlarge them .. Though, I can't deny it's nice to look at.

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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 05:01 AM »
Also they pick more attractive women.  ;)


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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 06:36 AM »
Because American women newscasters are not actually there to report news. They are eye candy for American's to drool over as they watch TV.

Oh, and they shave armpits, take baths, pluck eyebrows, remove unwanted facial hair, dress with as much cleavage showing as possible, etc...you know, the things the British ones don't generally do  :P

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Re: Question
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 07:51 AM »
i think its because they have teeth.... 

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