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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« on: December 17, 2009, 11:46 AM »
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR HEART CAST ASUNDER?

THIS IS SO MESSED UP, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY 'OTHER' ONE WHO WAS SLEEPING WITH TIGER WOODS OUTSIDE OF HIS MARRIAGE.


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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 02:03 PM »
hahahaha :D



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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 02:04 PM »
oh.. Speaking of golfers, check out natalie Gulbis... and who says golf isnt worth watching.

http://www.sports-wired.com/women/showPhoto.asp?ID=806

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 02:16 PM »
oh.. Speaking of golfers, check out natalie Gulbis... and who says golf isnt worth watching.

http://www.sports-wired.com/women/showPhoto.asp?ID=806


(Oo)   wow, definitely worth watching !  hope she needs someone later one to chear with on her husband, cuz im starting that sing up sheet, and writing my name first.

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 07:00 PM »
IF TIGER WOODS THINKS THAT CAR CRASH WAS BAD HE'S SEEN NOTHING YET, WHEN I TAKE OUT MY FOOT LONG DON--


Wow, that lady is indeed rather tasty... I'D LIKE TO "DRIVER" SOMETHING INTA HER, EHHHHHH FELLAS, HAR HAR HAR.

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 07:05 PM »
IF TIGER WOODS THINKS THAT CAR CRASH WAS BAD HE'S SEEN NOTHING YET, WHEN I TAKE OUT MY FOOT LONG DON--


Wow, that lady is indeed rather tasty... I'D LIKE TO "DRIVER" SOMETHING INTA HER, EHHHHHH FELLAS, HAR HAR HAR.


ur pic is hulk hogan

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 08:14 PM »
IF TIGER WOODS THINKS THAT CAR CRASH WAS BAD HE'S SEEN NOTHING YET, WHEN I TAKE OUT MY FOOT LONG DON--


Wow, that lady is indeed rather tasty... I'D LIKE TO "DRIVER" SOMETHING INTA HER, EHHHHHH FELLAS, HAR HAR HAR.


ur pic is hulk hogan

THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER, WHEN HULK HOGAN BODYSLAMS TIGER WOODS AND PUTS HIS TWENTY FOUR INCH PYTHONS IN HIS HOLE IN ONE BROTHER, HE'LL BE TAKING HIS VITAMINS, SAYING HIS PRAYERS AND EATING SOME CHOAD BROTHER,



WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN HULK HOGAN AND PIKACHU RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOOOU? *rips shirt, various muscle flexes*

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 08:22 PM »
k

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 07:28 PM »
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? Both get clubbed by Norwegians.
What do Tiger Woods and a 9-iron have in common? Both can drive about 400 yards.

And finally, the Tiger Woods Anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJYAOYngCw&feature=popular

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Re: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 07:43 PM »
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at three hos.