ID THANK YOU BUT I HAVE NO FINGERS WITH WHICH TO TYPE.
THIS IS HIS STUMP-FINGER -> ENGLISH TRANSLATOR WHO HAS A FETISH FOR CAPS LOCK.
YEAH?! WELL I'LL SHOW YOU A 'STUMP' YOU CAN BE PROUD OF BOY. THE UNDENIABLE GIRTH IN WHICH I POSSESS IS MORE THAN ANY MAN COULD HANDLE.
NOW YOU'RE A MAN I THINK I NEED TO TEACH YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF HARD BOILED.