One day, there was a young boy named Gary. Gary was not like all the other boys, for when he was five years old, he had already developed a fully grown beard. Some say he developed this beard for a number a reasons, but there was one reason in particular that seemed to stick... for you see, his father used to work in a the local nuclear waste disposal site, and at night, he would work in the nude. He would dangle is dinky into the radioactive sink and show all his friends his radioactive wang, they would laugh out loud and he would be the talk of the nuclear waste disposal site for years to come.
His father would later meet a young woman called Fanny Flange. She was quite the looker, he would do many romantic things for Fanny, such as taking her to the local park to shoot penguins, buy her numerous packets of smarties and often take her out to bars to get her drunk, among other things. However, this would not last, as one day, Fanny found out she was pregnant, Gary's father was so surprised that he jumped out the window onto a giant blow up dinosaur and left the town forever. Nine months later, Gary was born.
Things were difficult for Gary, he never had a father figure to look up to, and his mother didn't give him the attention he craved so much. Fanny would often look at Gary and see his father, she would look at Gary at think about the man who ran away from her rather than the man with the radioactive wang.
Well one day, Gary was shaving his face when he heard a knock on the window. Who was it? None other than his father, who had been gone for approximately 28 dog years. His father told him about the waste disposal site and told Gary that it was his destiny to visit it, otherwise he would never be at peace.
Gary arrived at the site, and how things had changed since then, he looked on as if he had saw this all before, despite the fact that he hadn't and he was five years old. He know what he needed to do, so he started running, with a tear in his beard and a look of determination and destiny, he jumped into the giant pool of radioactive waste.
He then transformed into a dinosaur and fought crime.
The End.
