Jedi Order -=Year 243=-
Jedi Order Temple => Other Star Wars stuff => Lore and Legend - Star Wars => : Jedi Order Droid March 10, 2007, 03:33 AM
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Originally posted by Karr Xon
How does a ghost write a journal? It can't...I can't. How does a deadman tell a story? Some people would say through a saeance, but those are silly...no, those just make tons of noise and bug the crap out of me as I try to rest, so would all you people knock it off?
Anywho...what was I saying?...Ugh, if anyone thought that your memory got horrible with old age; just TRY and remember things after you're dead...
But I'm glad to be dead...I really am. Why? Because if I don't feel like putting up with some living person's bickering, I can just go away...it's rather nice.
But anywho, that's not what this is about...
This is just where I make comments on some of the silly things I see the living do...especially silly jedi.
For example...
If I had a nickle for every time a jedi stepped out of a ship onto Korriban and said "This planet..." or "The darkside is strong here...", I'd be one rich specter! Yes, of coarse it's a darkside place, the jedi have known that for years, so what did you expect? A Starbucks?
Besides, all you living jedi ever seem to do is just step out of the ship, comment on how you feel and then leave...or go into some "mysterious" tomb that has "never" been openned before...
Let me inform you on something...those tombs? They're centuries old...they've been around when the Sith were there and they've been around when other people went there...Trust me when I say that you are certainly NOT the first one inside one of those, especially if you're entering from the surface! You want someplace new?! Go into the caves! They have canyons and chasms there, so go explore in those and stop bothering those dead sith lords (they aren't so bad once they're dead really...but you have to be dead too or they'll try and haunt you and stuff...oh boy are they good at Monopoly, let me tell you).
Anywho, I'll be keeping an eye on Korriban and the next jedi I see acting silly and overly sensative there, I'm going to ghost slap them...I will take over a rock and hurl myself at them. It'll be a small rock, but it'll hurt...so don't tempt me.
Oh, and by the way...anyone who wants to respond to this with ideas or feedback or something, just do it in here...I'll probably make fun of you if you're lucky, who knows?...I'm too dead to go about making a seperate "questions and comments" thread...and that's the way I like it...