Jedi Order -=Year 243=-
General Category => Announcements => : *<JO>*Menelaos April 02, 2008, 08:00 PM
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Dear Tyrael,
At one point I was proud to call you a friend and a colleague, however your most recent post has shown how fake you truly are and how you have, very unsuccessfully, been trying to play both sides.
Alright, lets address your idiotic statement that you were unfairly removed from the Council by Master Achilles and myself with a little something called “evidence” which you and the baboons in GE always lack.
After having been away in the beginning of 2007, shortly after we moved to these new forums, the first signs of you going MIA yet again came by Master Xzar Bin informing us:
Master Tyrael informed me he has computer problems. He will be prolly back in a week.
From that date, to March 30th, there is a discussion between the Ghosts back and forth about how Master Shadimus was removed for leaving the Order and the question first comes up about what to do.
The first time a mention of “demotion” comes in Master PannTher’s post:
So, you're recommending a demotion?
I think that the Council should meet with Tyrael on MSN or Xfire etc.. at an arranged time to discuss this.. it's something that some people are upset with and does not reflect well with the Council.
See what he has to say... maybe he'll be fine with going to JM until he can be more active... maybe not.
But talk to him...
PannTher
Based on a Ghosts recommendation, the Council decides to wait for you to come back and end the “computer problems” (notice no mention of any University is EVER made since you couldn’t even take the 2 minutes to post this yourself.
Master Alpha then suggests that if you can’t even be bothered making a post, we really shouldn’t be bothered worrying about you. My first involvement comes in the form of:
No disrespect Master Alpha, but that is one hell of a way for a Jedi Master to think.
Regards,
Menelaos
Alpha’s response:
I suppose Master Menelaos, but this has been brought up again and again and again yet nothings done, and do you reckon he'll ever become as active as the rest of us?
Then the Tyrant Master Menelaos:
I remember being less active a few months ago and being re-energized.
The commitment shown by some current Padawans has given me back some excitment about the game, and I have become more active again.
So yes, I do believe someone can once again become active.
Regards,
Menelaos
Yup, definitely signs that I wanted you out of the Council so I can run it on my own without Tyrael the self proclaimed saviour of *<JO>*.
By the way, Aoshi, Rink and I saved *<JO>*, I don’t have the slightest clue what you are even talking about when you didn’t serve on the Council or moved a finger. Aside from staying “loyal” (and I now use that word VERY loosely) you did nothing….ever.
The thread goes back and forth with me and others arguing about your “legitimate” excuses for being away (yet again- that I the key, it was the 5th time you disappeared) and a momentary decision is made to demote you to JM to which my response was the following:
So that I understand how this was done....
Bin voted "YES"
Achilles voted "YES"
Alpha voted "YES"
I voted "NO"
And Masters Ekul and Tyrael were NEVER given a chance to vote as Councillors of the Jedi Order right?
This being a Council of 6 members, unless Master Ekul voted "YES", I don't see where the authority to remove Tyrael was gained from.
Master Ekul, please place your vote so we can know if this Council overstepped its own bounds in this matter.
Regards,
Menelaos
The result of that post, is the others re-evaluate their decision and we wait to have you chime in.
With the original post being made in March 24th, you finally decide to show up on April 9th and post the following:
Is his computer, always broken?
Do you always post stupid things like these?
Regards,
Tyrael
There is no excuse given, no explanation, you simply chose to come back and pick a fight. After being absent for almost a month and missing out on 9 Council votes (during that time) your first post is that?
Now while this was going on, there was a simultaneous poll thread created by Master Alpha due in large to your numerous absences:
This had to be done eventually.
Master Tyrael has been extremely inactive for a long, long time and sadly he has failed to meet the requirements a Counciller must have. We must plan his future in JO, as he can't seem to make the decision himself.
A Counciller needs to be active and to contribute, sadly Master Tyrael at this current time does not meet the requirements.
This is nothing personal to Master Tyrael, it is something that must be done for the sake of JO. Please Masters of the Council, post respectively and we can resolve this problem the Council has had for a long time.
Ghosts, please post your thoughts too.
Remember, JO needs a strong and active Council, that's how it survived through hard times and if we were to encounter a hard time now with this Council we could possibly[i/] struggle.
The guy you blatantly stated was responsible for having you removed, made this post:
Once again I find myself defending Master Tyrael.
1. Not fair to compare him to Shadimus. Shade simply left, no warning, no message, he picked up and left.
2. Tyrael just informed Kae and Bin about his abscence what? 2-3 days ago?
3. The actual activity of someone is determined by who? Because according to some Padawans, they have yet to even meet some of you in server.
4. How about the option of getting Tyrael in here first, then WITH HIM deciding his future with the clan.
I refuse to continue this until Master Tyrael is present to defend himself. Unlike Shade, he didn't disrespect us by simply leaving.
Regards,
Menelaos
Again, there are those fed up with you Tyrael and you believe you can just go away and come back when you please without a care in the world despite our Code stating how often a Councillor should be in both server and forums, so again your old friend does his best to defend you:
Thank you Master Menelaos, but no I won't delete those posts.
Lets just let him see what he's doing to JO.
That is implying that he is causing JO harm. He is not.
It was not Tryael who was involved in any of the arguing that is currently going on, so to blame this on him is wrong.
Oh and by the way, by saying 'Do what you want, you guys have the numbers' it tends to be interpreted as 'you guys have the majority, do what you want'. And that is how our voting system works, so when I actually get the job done you pull him back into the C.
You are incorrect Master, my vote remained a "NO" all along, and I was under the impression you had Master Ekuls vote. Which quite obviously you didn't. Thus you never had a majority because in a Council of 6, 4 is a majority not 3.
Also, a Counciller can't vote on a vote dedicated to him being kicked out, so it was 3-2. A Majority vote, thus I was right in demoting him.
Incorrect again, as a member of this Council, he has an equal vote in ANY matter the Council debates. Back in the day when Master PannTher was being voted out, Master PannTher was completely involved and was able to vote for himself.
Whether you like Tyrael or not, he IS a Councillor of the Jedi Order, and without clear majority, YOU never had the right to remove him. You were not "right" in removing him. That is a matter of opinon, not fact. The only true fact here is that without the clear majority, you never had the 'authority' to remove somone who is EQUAL in status to you.
Should Master Ekul change his vote, you then will be well within your rights. Until then Master Alpha, Tyrael is a Councillor of this clan just as much as you or I.
Regards,
Menelaos
Decision is reached in this thread as in the other to wait for you return and Master PannTher summarizes it perfectly:
Yes, but when he gets back, make sure something is done rather than he posting "I will be, just can't right now" If he can't right now, I think the best thing for him to do is go to JM. Hopefully he is man enough to make that decision himself.
PannTher
So what happened when you got back Tyrael?
LMAO, this is ridiculous, I PERSONALLY TOLD master bin that I would be away for 1 ~2 weeks due to computer problems, and he told me ''okay, 'ill inform everyone''.
Then I go and get working on a new pc paciently, and then I come back and see a post where I'm being voted to be kicked from the Council? This is outrageous.
Regards,
Tyrael
Alright, computer fixed right? Should become active again and start participating from now on correct?
We had a request from Padawan Jorka about a Species change and the whole Council was asked to consider his request and vote on it. Vote went on from April 6 to the 17th while we discussed the merit of his argument for the change. Not a single post from you.
In the following months of April and May, Zunin, Barrow, and Xodus get themselves in trouble for breaking the code and receive their suspensions. A JM and two JK’s receiving this is a big deal, and the entire Council was asked to discuss, give their opinions and vote…lets take a look at Tyraels involvement:
0 Posts on the Zunin discussion
0 Posts on the Barrow discussion (by the way, he was your Padawan right?)
0 Posts on the Xodus discussion
Geez, you are such an involved Councillor that I don’t know how we operate without you at this point….really, I am shocked.
So, on May 29th (which is what over a month and a half since your computer problems were fixed and you have not made any posts, answered any questions, helped make any decisions, or spent a minute in the server) I made this post as a warning to you to become an active member or step down:
This conflict began on Sunday. From what I can tell, it is Tuesday and you still have yet to chime in on this.
Last I heard, you had a new computer so I would love to know where you happen to be.
For long have I stood up for you and had your back, but you not even being part of this is too much bud.
Step down to JM if you are not going to be active and mean it man. Part of the problem we have is due to your inability to be there. Members don't even know you and think you don't even exist!
Regards,
Menelaos
To your credit, you actually respond to this thread 2 days later and give us some BS excuse to the question why you haven’t been participating in votes that require Councillors input:
That's not exactly it.
I saw the thread, however since you already had the 3 votes, I didn't say anything.
Based that my thoughts would be positive (another vote for it) I thought it wouldn't be necessary to do so. That's all.
I just find it to be disapointing that you want me to step down to JM simply because I felt there was no need to post my thoughts on that thread.
You can't base things on me simply not posting my thoughts when they weren't necessary to start the action that surely needs to be done with them.
I understand it would be nice to have my thoughts even if you already had enough votes to start acting. I will make sure this never happens again.
Regards,
Tyrael
Thoughts are ALWAYS necessary and you knew that. But playing other online games (yeah, your X-Fire kept giving you away genius) does pose problems with having time to fulfill your responsibilities.
After others posting that they have had enough of you being inactive, I once again stated how I felt:
Actually Master Tyrael, I can judge you as can all the other Councillors.
You are not here to give in your input when you feel it necessary. You are not here to be present and participate when you feel like it.
You are here to be involved with everything ALL the time.
As a friend I have defended you more often that I probably should have.
As a Councillor, I have shaken my head at the numerous times you should have been involved and were not.
I can no longer allow my friendship with you to cloud my judgement when it comes to how inactive you are as a Councillor.
It is EXACTLY my place to point out when someone is not pulling their weight around here.
I have been pulling more than my share of the weight for many years, and even I grow tired of watching others coast under the radar.
The whole incident was due in large part because of your inactivity and you didn't feel it necessary to post? That is absurd and we both know it.
I will say it again Master, if you are here to actually be active and do the job a Councillor in the Jedi Order is expected to do, then I will be honored to share in the responisbilities with you. However if you are under the misinformed impression that you are acting as a Councillor should and have no plans to change, then I will suggest you step down and allow someone else who is willing to do the job to take your place.
Regards,
Menelaos
Again, giving you the opportunity to step up as a Councillor, or do the right thing for JO.
Your response:
Stop puting words on my mouth.
I never said I was going to be here to give my input when it was necessary.
I said that even giving my input on that post wouldn't had changed the fate of it, first because you already had majority of votes, and second because my vote would have been yes.
''The whole incident was due in large part because of your inactivity and you didn't feel it necessary to post? That is absurd and we both know it.''
So, now I am the one to blame alone? My... You did change alot Master. I might not have been active as I used to be yes, but there are others who aren't as well, and yet, I'm the only one that should be blamed for this? I completely disagree.
If you have been defending me this whole time, I at least expected it to be sincere, because you believed in me. If you were doing it with doubt in yourself, you shouldn't have done it to begin with.
I never expected such post from you Master... I am disapointed.
Regards,
Tyrael
At this point, even mild mannered Master Rink had enough of your BS and posted this in response to your post:
I never said I was going to be here to give my input when it was necessary.
I said that even giving my input on that post wouldn't had changed the fate of it, first because you already had majority of votes, and second because my vote would have been yes.
Isn't that the same thing?
''The whole incident was due in large part because of your inactivity and you didn't feel it necessary to post? That is absurd and we both know it.''
So, now I am the one to blame alone? My... You did change alot Master. I might not have been active as I used to be yes, but there are others who aren't as well, and yet, I'm the only one that should be blamed for this? I completely disagree.
Emphasis on large, not all.
The other Council members have said they're going to get more active in the server and I really expect you to do so too, if you wish to stay (which people have given you the opportunity to do so in this thread...)
The fact you're taking this pissy attitude is annoying me, you've constantly been defended when it wasn't neccessary and it was wrong, there's been votes in the past. The signs are there I'm surprised you haven't took notice.
There are Padawans and Jedi that have no clue who you are.
Get active or step down, it's really simple. Now is a great time for action and to show you're a leader, get to know the people in the clan, build relationships.
If you have been defending me this whole time, I at least expected it to be sincere, because you believed in me. If you were doing it with doubt in yourself, you shouldn't have done it to begin with.
I never expected such post from you Master... I am disapointed.
Regards,
Tyrael
The hell?
Great way to say "Thanks for being a friend and sticking up for me even though you were voting against the entire Council numerous times in the past when this topic of my activity has come up. You believed in me, you believed I was going to get active soon but I haven't so screw you"
^ That's putting words into your mouth.
Now I understand that you are trying to impress the baboons over at GE by saying things they want to hear, but this little post by you might have you lose some credibility over there:
No. I never said I'm not grateful for him defending me. Again, that is putting words on my mouth.
I AM GRATEFUL for what he has done for me on the past weeks, I simply did not like the way he commented on this thread about it.
Again, I am grateful for him defending me, I simply thought he was doing that because he actually believed in me both as a Councillor and as a friend.
Please Rink, You've done a lot for this clan and I like you a lot, but I don't think you should judge me when you're not sure of what I mean when I post things like these up there.
It was NEVER in any way to bash master menelaos or anything like that. Again, thanks for defending me Master Menelaos. I do owe you a lot, and I don't want something like this to destroy our friendship.
I will get active, end of history.
Regards,
Tyrael
Uh oh, you considered me a friend? Careful, that goes against what your new buddies over there believe it to be around here….better do some quick damage control.
“I will get active, end of history” (we know you meant “story”)
So, did you keep your word this time?
Master Achilles (the other bad guy) kept track of your participation since your post and made this post about it (keep in mind its now August and you have made 4 posts in the Council Chamber in total):
I might be seen as the bad guy once again, but this is getting ridiculous.
Your last 4 posts were:
O...kay.
Regards,
Tyrael
It's a shame... One less great JO member.
Regards,
Tyrael
:S
Well Master... If that is really what you think that will be the best for JO... I'm in no way will disagree... But it's up to you in the end.
Regards,
Tyrael
Well, let's wait for master Mene's reply so we can discuss it...
Regards,
Tyrael
Your input has been 0 since the day that we discussed your position in the Council. You got a new computer or whatever and you promised us that you be active. I have seen nothing. It is time for you to step down to JM. But that is what I think. You have had chances enough.
So that even the GE guys understand….that is 4 idiotic little meaningless posts by a “Councillor” in our Council Chamber from June to August.
So, again I made a post to you on August 20th :
Ty,
I love you man. You been my boy for a long time and I think I have done my best to be a good friend to you. However, even I have now gotten tired of the questions and concerns about you.
You do not visit the server, you do not come in and contribute on a regular basis the quantity that a Councillor should. There are issues within the clan you are not even aware of and don't seem to keen to find out.
The newer members think you don't even trully exist. They have never seen you, talked to you, or even know who you are.
I just asked a few Padawan to list the Councillor of JO. They listed 5 of them, and no1 one of them listed you. Not because they don't like you or have anything against you, but because they so easily forget you since you are not around.
I see you on MSN now and then. I am not on it as much as I should be, but most of the newer members are on MSN. Have you ever even considered getting to know them on that?
Look man, we have been more than fair and flexible with your situation for months now, and everytime you come in and say you will be more active. I am sorry dude, but 1-3 posts per week is not active. I'll post that much in the morning before I even leave to go to work.
Time to step back to JM if you are going to be this inactive.
Please don't come in here talking about respect, fairness, and other stuff. If you truly meant it, and wanted to show it, you would understand that it is time. Respect the Council, the clan, what it stands for and be fair. Do the right thing so that we don't have members questioning the Council and its members.
Regards,
Menelaos
Again, you are quick to respond and here is your excuse for not posting in months:
For anyone that cares, I've got a fever of 39 celcius at the moment and just took some medication. My mom isn't looking, so I took some time to get on the computer and see what was going on. But meh, I didn't think anyone would look at it this way.
Regards,
Tyrael
Yup, well picked GE…this is your smocking gun to prove all the BS you love to spread. It was the medication and the weather…..gee, still no mention of that University excuse he posted for your benefit.
So now you are upset at me and AFTER the Council has agreed to ONCE AGAIN allow you to show you will become more active, you post this:
You will see.
Anyway, I plan to be back on like 5 ~ 10 september, after that, then if I cannot go on with being a councillor... Well, I will either step down or ask to become a ghost. But for now, you be patient.
Anyway, thanks for the ''vote of trust'' master menelaos, I could have expected it from anyone else but not from you.
Regards,
Tyrael
Even then I hoped you would become the C you were supposed to be:
I will not apologize Master Tyrael, I have believed you everytime before this and have stood up for you just to see you go missing every single time.
Show me I am wrong, nothing would please me more.
Regards,
Menelaos
So, what did happen after that?
Well you said Sept 5-10 right?
You've had your chances. You have spilled your chances.
No more running from the fact that you are inactive. Deal with the concequenses.
Your time is up in the Council. I think, and not just me I guess, it is time you step back to JM. If you are not willing to do so, we will do it for you.
I had enough of this.
It is not I have anything against you, but it is for the best of JO and the JO Council.
That was Master Bin on the 14th. You still were not posting, still were missing ALL Monthly meetings, still were not getting on MSN, and the dates you stated came and went.
So we wait for you to react to this new thread:
6 days now... Do I need to say more? I'm getting tired of this.
6 Days after his post, and still no sign of you to even attempt to defend yourself. Our code does state you need to post every “2 days” as a Councillor or advise otherwise.
Sept 18th you finally make an appearance once again seeing you are being asked to step down for being inactive and this is what you tell us:
Master Tyrael this Council has agreed for you to stepping down to JM. I suggest you take the responsibility and step down yourself within the next 24 hours, or it will be done for you.
Only reading is not enough for a Councilor. You can do when you are a P/PL/J. Once you reach Jedi Knight, you should know better.
Don't tell me what I should do or what I shouldn't do, I have reached this rank and I DO know what I must do.
However, you don't understand that my real life is making me very busy at the moment.
Funny how Alpha was able to stay away for 2 months and nothing happened to him in the meantime.
Nothing against you Master Alpha, just used you as an example.
I would like, however, to see the oppinion of the other Councillors before stepping down, if they think that is the right thing to do... Then I will do it, even if people doesn't understand my Real life should be priority.
Regards,
Tyrael
Again, nothing about University, and you didn’t even make an attempt to tell us you would need more time since the post in which you stated you would be active Sept 5-10.
By the way, Master Alpha offered to step down to JM when he was going away…so that comparison was pathetic.
Now, despite ALL this, you still had access and seemed to leave with some display of class:
I do care, and as you seem so excited in making me step down, then do it yourself.
However, as you said, it seems my real life should not come first than a game... And that I cannot tolerate.
There were never ''lame excuses'', there were yes, promises of re-activity which I broke several times but which I TRIED TO NOT TO and to contribute, even with such low time as to only being able to look in the forums, even with some councillors trying to atack me everytime due to it. Alas, I accept your decision, Council.
However, I don't plan on stepping down. I am officialy leaving the Order due to not being able to ''contribute'' as you all expected me to do. Farewell masters and may the force be with you. JO will always be with me and I'll never forget everything that happened here on all these years, even if I don't/didn't have enough time to take care of it as a leader like I should have.
Again I'd like to thank Menelaos for his patience and support, and despite our arguments, I consider him a friend.
Good luck everyone, and thanks for those who at least believed in me and didn't want to throw me away as trash.
I'm planning on killing the Tyrael character anyway. I do plan on looking at the forums now and then when I get time though.
Regards,
Tyrael
You were offered a position as a Jedi Master and YOU decided to leave the Order.
Hold off…did I read this right?
Again I'd like to thank Menelaos for his patience and support, and despite our arguments, I consider him a friend.
Gee Ty, how much you have changed and how FAKE you have become in order to impress your new buddies.
You are a liar, a coward and a phoney. You will fit in perfectly at GE!
Btw, did you tell them you have been trying to rejoin the Jedi Order for about 2 months or were you instructed by them to kiss my buttocks on MSN in order to try to get back in?
Pedro says:
Hello
Menelaos says:
thts a joke right?
Pedro says:
What is
Menelaos says:
the conov Shin just posted
Pedro says:
No, its not
Pedro says:
I didn't expect such agressive behavior from you to me though
Menelaos says:
you could not have WORSE timing dude
Menelaos says:
are you aware that GE is attacking us again?
Pedro says:
What for, this time?
Menelaos says:
usual
Menelaos says:
but exactly NOW you wish to rejoin
Menelaos says:
do you have ANY idea how BAD that looks?
Pedro says:
Can't blame you to think that
Pedro says:
Although you can't be thinking I'm with them. I mean, I've been in JO for 4 years
Pedro says:
I mean, would have I been an hypocrite for 4 years?
Pedro says:
That's a lot of time.
Menelaos says:
i dont know dude
Menelaos says:
you didnt leave in a good light
Pedro says:
I want to leave the past as the past.
Menelaos says:
I am a historian, I cant do that
Pedro says:
I didn't mean everything I said towards your personality though, I'm sorry.
Pedro says:
I guess there isn't much I can say
Menelaos says:
well, Shin has posted it kiddo
Menelaos says:
we'll have to talk about it
Pedro says:
I didn't want to lose your friendship that way, some stuff I said came out of anger though
Menelaos says:
but i know that the way you left, the things you said once gone, and now GE being back don't make this look good in any way shape or form
Pedro says:
I hope you can forgive me someday
Heck, the first person you approached about it was the other “Bad guy” Master Achilles.
You sir have sunk to beneath to such a pathetic low that you have lost a friend. Not only do I never want to talk to you again, but as far as I am concerned you are a nothing more than that sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride Douchebag that leads GE.
Regards,
Menelaos Iucundus
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For all you JO haters out there... I would like to see any clan that would take the time that Master Menelaos just did to properly and professionally address a situation. Tyrael comes here with no facts at all... and Master Menelaos shows them all...
If you believe in GE... leave now as they are the lowest of the low.. the most pathetic of the pathetic.
Tyrael was almost kicked out of JO several times when he was a padawan... but it was Master Cosmo and I who took the time to try and get him to change... he changed... but it is on the surface as he so clearly demonstrated with his post.
Your time of friendship and togetherness in JO is over. Your post falls on deaf ears as no one really knows you in JO anyway as you were inactive for so long.
Enjoy your time in GE... the clan where all the losers who couldn't make it in JO go to...
GE will take anyone as they have no foundation themselves.
Have fun and the clearest act of stupidity is the fact that you joined a clan that has declared war on us that you knew about a long time ago.... your intentions are clear... your intelligence is lacking.
Good riddance.
PannTher
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Hey Pann,
That took less than 30 mins for Douchebag to take our posts and disect them. While you have to admit he can really write well, what is more impressive is how much his life is consumed by what we do.
I am here to play this game, and this mofo is making me infamous. He states on his myspace he wants to make a name for himself and all that wanker has accomplished is to use my name over and over.
One day we will all stop playing this game and won't even remember he existed. But thanks to him and his obscession, we will live in his sick twisted mind forever!!
I must tell you, I am flattered......keep it up, I get a kick out of reading your very well written garbage. While you may be under the mistaken impression you are somewho insulting me, I actually enjoy reading the stuff you say about me knowing with each mention of my name, and with each problem/accusation you give me credit for, I become that much more important to your existance. Wonder when you will credit me with Global Warming and the Aids Epicemic in Africa?
Regards,
Menelaos
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Tyrael,
You felching maggot, you are a miscarriage of human reproduction, I'm not religious, but I pray for the very future of mankind that you are wiped off the face of this planet, or at least have your midget-sized, cheese-smelling, hairless, shriveled up, dusty, flaccid testicles removed excruciatingly painfully to end the potential nightmare that would ensue should you actually be allowed to reproduce your infectious and corrupted DNA with the only possible partner you may ever find - a blind and deaf quadriplegic syphilis infected mental patient. You are scum, an enormous crusty, molded stain on civilization as we know it, the only thing worse than reading the tainted ASCII transmitted from your keyboard which eats away at my retinas like sulphuric acid, is the knowledge that a person as retarded, arrogant, self-righteous, ignorant, illiterate and annoying as you may actually be allowed to exist. This alone is proof to the world that their is no real justice, and there cannot be any kind of benevolent deity watching over us. I hate you, no, I detest you, with every fiber of my being. If you were subjected to the grotesque tortures inflicted upon the Jewish race in the 1940's, or the horrifying oppressions experienced by the starving, limbless, STD infected orphans in Sierra Leone, I would laugh, I may even cry with tears of joy that someone as repulsive and disgusting as yourself were made to suffer so much pain and torture. If you were a catholic altar boy, the priests would refuse to molest you. You are a waste of good flesh, a leech, a worm, an intestinal parasite, your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. She later committed suicide after regretting her decision to pull you out of the dumpster she found you in. Your father disowned you after he found you licking out the skid marks from his underwear, you scat munching prick. Even Microsoft’s Clippy won't talk to you. Your sister hates you ever since she caught you squeezing that black worm jizm your reproductive system has been cursed with into her training bra when she was 11. You are an embarrassment to mammals, even possums laugh at your inferiority. You are the lowest common denominator, the remainder left from an otherwise perfectly balanced equation, the segmentation fault in the flawless piece of code, village idiots think you are dumb. NASA scientists are still trying to calculate the sheer depth of your stupidity using a cluster of 80,000 Cray supercomputers. On the positive side, after glancing at your putrid, malformed, puss-oozing face, I am now desensitized to that infamous image on rotten.com of severe rectal prolapsed. You make Nigerian 419 scammers look cool.
-poz